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12.19.2012

Tapping your phone

SANTA CLAUSE IS TAPPING YOUR PHONE
(Author Unknown)

You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveils you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.

So, you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone!


Always did thing the whole "Santa Claus is watching" thing was kind of creeping.... this just reinforces that :)  Merry Christmas....

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